Station Wagon, Bigfoot and Bear Commercial
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Station Wagon, Bigfoot and Bear Commercial
The new automotive GPS company holiday commercial is a masterpiece.
http://www.youtube.com/garminblog
A Knight in a station wagon going to slay a dragon, leprechauns, a bigfoot with a bear, a Scotsman in a kilt and a mandolin playing squirrel.
It's pure genius, a company after my own heart.
I don't know what else you could want except a Flying Monkey?
Hmmm...a Yeti and a Teddy?
A blue on blue woody wagon?
Too much of a coincidence, the writers must lurk around here.
Only the names and car company were changed to protect the innocent.
http://www.youtube.com/garminblog
A Knight in a station wagon going to slay a dragon, leprechauns, a bigfoot with a bear, a Scotsman in a kilt and a mandolin playing squirrel.
It's pure genius, a company after my own heart.
I don't know what else you could want except a Flying Monkey?
Hmmm...a Yeti and a Teddy?
A blue on blue woody wagon?
Too much of a coincidence, the writers must lurk around here.
Only the names and car company were changed to protect the innocent.
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Scary to think there are other minds like that out there!!! Yep... I think our threads have been hi-jacked and turned in to a GPS commercial! We could come up with some good commercials... we're such a talented if not "touched" group!! Goat... Red Goat... This is your assignment should you choose to accept it...
Pssst...nudge... different words used, whod'a thunk it??
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Yes, I think we've been touched by the mythological Muses Sandra, how amusing.
That's even bad for me, I'll have Redgoat murdelize myself for that one.
Tan me hide when I'm dead...Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
All I ask of you good chum Sandy is could you tie me Flying Monkey Down...Sport?
Tie me Flying Monkey Down?
I really do deserve everything I got coming to me now.
Don't worry, Redgoat will do your engine Sandy.
Psst...Sandy,
Don't look up now or he'll notice, somebody we know is watching us.
Psssssst...Stop looking up like that sarcastic smiley emoticon dude.
When is the Jubilee celebration anyway?
I'll bring a hot dog & macaroni and cheese casserole with potato chips on top and some fresh broccoli with a cheese dip.
That's even bad for me, I'll have Redgoat murdelize myself for that one.
Tan me hide when I'm dead...Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
All I ask of you good chum Sandy is could you tie me Flying Monkey Down...Sport?
Tie me Flying Monkey Down?
I really do deserve everything I got coming to me now.
Don't worry, Redgoat will do your engine Sandy.
Psst...Sandy,
Don't look up now or he'll notice, somebody we know is watching us.
Psssssst...Stop looking up like that sarcastic smiley emoticon dude.
When is the Jubilee celebration anyway?
I'll bring a hot dog & macaroni and cheese casserole with potato chips on top and some fresh broccoli with a cheese dip.
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Beenie Weenie Mac and cheese chili [kinda]
For a paint party of four I would buy 2 boxes of mac & cheese, 2 cans of pork & beans and a package of hot dog wieners. (only use half the package for this recipe). And 2 case of Budweiser
Slice half the pack of wieners in small bite size slices and cook in pot of water, drain and set aside. Cook mac & cheese as directed. I add extra milk to make it slightly soupy. Heat the pork & beans in a separate pot and mix in the already heated and drained wiener slices.
To serve, put a large serving of mac & cheese in each persons bowl and top with a portion of the beanie weenie mixture. It has a whole different flavor than if you serve items side by side. of
You can also add a lb of cooked ground beef cooked in creole seasoning
Slice half the pack of wieners in small bite size slices and cook in pot of water, drain and set aside. Cook mac & cheese as directed. I add extra milk to make it slightly soupy. Heat the pork & beans in a separate pot and mix in the already heated and drained wiener slices.
To serve, put a large serving of mac & cheese in each persons bowl and top with a portion of the beanie weenie mixture. It has a whole different flavor than if you serve items side by side. of
You can also add a lb of cooked ground beef cooked in creole seasoning
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Yes, I think we've been touched by the mythological Muses Sandra, how amusing.
That's even bad for me, I'll have Redgoat murdelize myself for that one.
Tan me hide when I'm dead...Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
All I ask of you good chum Sandy is could you tie me Flying Monkey Down...Sport?
Tie me Flying Monkey Down?
I really do deserve everything I got coming to me now.
Don't worry, Redgoat will do your engine Sandy.
Psst...Sandy,
Don't look up now or he'll notice, somebody we know is watching us.
Psssssst...Stop looking up like that sarcastic smiley emoticon dude.
When is the Jubilee celebration anyway?
I'll bring a hot dog & macaroni and cheese casserole with potato chips on top and some fresh broccoli with a cheese dip.
That's even bad for me, I'll have Redgoat murdelize myself for that one.
Tan me hide when I'm dead...Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
All I ask of you good chum Sandy is could you tie me Flying Monkey Down...Sport?
Tie me Flying Monkey Down?
I really do deserve everything I got coming to me now.
Don't worry, Redgoat will do your engine Sandy.
Psst...Sandy,
Don't look up now or he'll notice, somebody we know is watching us.
Psssssst...Stop looking up like that sarcastic smiley emoticon dude.
When is the Jubilee celebration anyway?
I'll bring a hot dog & macaroni and cheese casserole with potato chips on top and some fresh broccoli with a cheese dip.
Oh. My. God. You crack me up!!!! You've had a major brain fart or somethin today!! I'm gonna start callin you "BlueRoo", aye? You're gonna get your hide tanned alright... you are sooo deserving! .... I can't help it!! "I always feel like somebody's watchin me" says the Gieco Gecco..... Now ya made me hungry.... you and Jamesbo. I had to eat the blueberry muffin I brought with me today. See how you are? My hips will not appreciate that!
You'll have to tell me when the Jubilee will be... I'm at your beck and call!!! Do they have pizza out there in Amishville? I think it would be best to stay away from beans, but thanks anyhow Jamesbo!
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Mac and cheese a.k.a. kraft dinner is one of my least favorite things though I have had beans and weiners usually at a campfire somewhere nothing like roasting your weiner by an open fire sorry that should be "over" an open fire
nothing like roasting your weiner by an open fire sorry that should be "over" an open fire
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This is on some really thin ice.
I have to have a one on one and discuss my strategery with Redgoat.
Jackie Gleason was mandatory at my house, my grandfather bought the TV and he lived with us so we had no choice when I was a kid.
Mitch Miller was really strange, all those guys in sweaters like Beaver Cleaver's dad wore standing around singing.
The June Taylor dancers were my favorite, I drew overhead view pictures of them dancing in kindergarten, to heck with Annette.
I later moved up to more advanced works portraying Dean Martin's Gold Diggers and Benny Hill's Hill's Angels.
It is sweet, isn't it?
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That should be an interesting conversation!!! Let us know the outcome!!I don't remember Jackie Gleason that well. Mom liked to watch Mitch Miller... they were kinda odd. She also liked The Lawrence Welk Show... all those bubbles! I liked watching Barbara and Bobby dance!
We sure cover a lot of subjects in a short amount of time....
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Loved jackie Gleason when I was a kid , we always watched the honeymooners But Dean Martin was my fav as a young male. Benny Hill came after that , then Monty Python. All In the Family was an absolute must as well cause dad loved that show.
When I got a little older I used to watch M.A.S.H. religiously and I still watch reruns now. it has my vote as the all time best show. The original movie was really funny too. It just had to be a series
But Dean Martin was my fav as a young male. Benny Hill came after that , then Monty Python. All In the Family was an absolute must as well cause dad loved that show.When I got a little older I used to watch M.A.S.H. religiously and I still watch reruns now. it has my vote as the all time best show. The original movie was really funny too. It just had to be a series
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I felt weird watching Dino and Benny with my dad.
I always stayed on the floor close to the TV so I didn't have to look at him with his tongue hanging out.
Petticoat Junction was interesting too, the water tank all three young ladies and the dog were taking a bath in together at the beginning only left things to the imagination.
Like how did the dog climb down the ladder and that nasty dirty girl and dog bath water went into the Cannonball's boiler?
Why was Uncle Joe always moving kinda' slow at the Junction?
I always stayed on the floor close to the TV so I didn't have to look at him with his tongue hanging out.
Petticoat Junction was interesting too, the water tank all three young ladies and the dog were taking a bath in together at the beginning only left things to the imagination.
Like how did the dog climb down the ladder and that nasty dirty girl and dog bath water went into the Cannonball's boiler?
Why was Uncle Joe always moving kinda' slow at the Junction?
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I forgot that Petticoat Junction was affiliated with Green Acres too. The Cannonball went to Pixley and Hooterville.
I must be slipping again.
Arnold the Pig was a thespian of immense talent and my personal role model and spiritual guide.
I used to talk to him a lot on the phone back then but the long distance charges were expensive so we both got Ham radios.
I especially like the episode when he piloted the old Biplane.
He was so dashing and debonair wearing aviator's goggles with his leather flight cap and long white silk scarf.
A WWI war movie with Flying Pig and Flying Monkey dogfights?
The script is in the making as we speak, I even amaze myself with my cinematic ideas sometimes.
Crossed bacon slices or crossed bananas to denote kills.
Flaming Flying Monkeys spiraling to earth after well placed machine gun volleys by the pigs, it almost writes itself.
I could see the the movie poster now.
"Arnold Ziffel starring as the evil Arnold Von Schwein...The Pink Baron.
I must be slipping again.
Arnold the Pig was a thespian of immense talent and my personal role model and spiritual guide.
I used to talk to him a lot on the phone back then but the long distance charges were expensive so we both got Ham radios.
I especially like the episode when he piloted the old Biplane.
He was so dashing and debonair wearing aviator's goggles with his leather flight cap and long white silk scarf.
A WWI war movie with Flying Pig and Flying Monkey dogfights?
The script is in the making as we speak, I even amaze myself with my cinematic ideas sometimes.
Crossed bacon slices or crossed bananas to denote kills.
Flaming Flying Monkeys spiraling to earth after well placed machine gun volleys by the pigs, it almost writes itself.
I could see the the movie poster now.
"Arnold Ziffel starring as the evil Arnold Von Schwein...The Pink Baron.
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Man oh man are we getting back to those old shows. Beverly Hillbillies was a hoot , what was the name of their bloodhound? And you had to have seen The Munsters , remember the name of their pet they kept under the staircase? Never laughed so hard when granny got arrested in Central Park while looking for some crawdads to smoke < but first she needed a little pot
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That's very flattering Sandy and I totally understand why you would think that but as hard as it is to believe I'm just a mere mortal like almost everybody else here.
I won't name names but we know who the gods are, Tony watches over all of us too.
When my movie is released and I win all the academy awards I'll be... King of the World!!!
I contacted Arnold's agent "Shifty" Homer Zuckerman and he said Mr. Ziffel should be available for contract negotiations after he gets back from his extreme helicopter snowboarding vacation in the Swiss Alps.
The agent is a pain, all he does is oink and grunt and hits the sauce all the time because some spider named Charlotte croaked years ago??
He's hitting the booze I mean, never say sauce around a pig.
I'm having an open casting call for Bigfoot,Yeti, Sasquatch and the Abominable Snowman to play airplane ground crews and general extras, that damned Wookie showed up and I had to give him the bum's rush.
The Sasquatch that was on "The Six Million Dollar Man" in like every episode said he was as good an actor as Lee Majors and I threw him out too.
Arnold wanted me to put out this press release after some confusing statements:
"It has recently been reported in the worldwide media that I was barbecued and eaten at the cast party after the final episode of Green Acres. I would like to put these false statements to rest once and for all.
The rumors of my death and delicous taste have been greatly exaggerated."
I'm thinking about a re-make of West Side Story.
Bigfoots as the Jets and Flying Monkeys can play the Sharks..... or maybe real actual sharks as the Sharks???
Flying crossbred Monkey-Sharks???
Bigfoot Jet pilots???
I need somebody with a musical and particularly bass guitar playing background with long dark hair to play Maria.......Sandy???
I won't name names but we know who the gods are, Tony watches over all of us too.
When my movie is released and I win all the academy awards I'll be... King of the World!!!
I contacted Arnold's agent "Shifty" Homer Zuckerman and he said Mr. Ziffel should be available for contract negotiations after he gets back from his extreme helicopter snowboarding vacation in the Swiss Alps.
The agent is a pain, all he does is oink and grunt and hits the sauce all the time because some spider named Charlotte croaked years ago??
He's hitting the booze I mean, never say sauce around a pig.
I'm having an open casting call for Bigfoot,Yeti, Sasquatch and the Abominable Snowman to play airplane ground crews and general extras, that damned Wookie showed up and I had to give him the bum's rush.
The Sasquatch that was on "The Six Million Dollar Man" in like every episode said he was as good an actor as Lee Majors and I threw him out too.
Arnold wanted me to put out this press release after some confusing statements:
"It has recently been reported in the worldwide media that I was barbecued and eaten at the cast party after the final episode of Green Acres. I would like to put these false statements to rest once and for all.
The rumors of my death and delicous taste have been greatly exaggerated."
I'm thinking about a re-make of West Side Story.
Bigfoots as the Jets and Flying Monkeys can play the Sharks..... or maybe real actual sharks as the Sharks???
Flying crossbred Monkey-Sharks???
Bigfoot Jet pilots???
I need somebody with a musical and particularly bass guitar playing background with long dark hair to play Maria.......Sandy???
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That's very flattering Sandy and I totally understand why you would think that but as hard as it is to believe I'm just a mere mortal like almost everybody else here.
I won't name names but we know who the gods are, Tony watches over all of us too.
When my movie is released and I win all the academy awards I'll be... King of the World!!!
I contacted Arnold's agent "Shifty" Homer Zuckerman and he said Mr. Ziffel should be available for contract negotiations after he gets back from his extreme helicopter snowboarding vacation in the Swiss Alps.
The agent is a pain, all he does is oink and grunt and hits the sauce all the time because some spider named Charlotte croaked years ago??
He's hitting the booze I mean, never say sauce around a pig.
I'm having an open casting call for Bigfoot,Yeti, Sasquatch and the Abominable Snowman to play airplane ground crews and general extras, that damned Wookie showed up and I had to give him the bum's rush.
The Sasquatch that was on "The Six Million Dollar Man" in like every episode said he was as good an actor as Lee Majors and I threw him out too.
Arnold wanted me to put out this press release after some confusing statements:
"It has recently been reported in the worldwide media that I was barbecued and eaten at the cast party after the final episode of Green Acres. I would like to put these false statements to rest once and for all.
The rumors of my death and delicous taste have been greatly exaggerated."
I'm thinking about a re-make of West Side Story.
Bigfoots as the Jets and Flying Monkeys can play the Sharks..... or maybe real actual sharks as the Sharks???
Flying crossbred Monkey-Sharks???
Bigfoot Jet pilots???
I need somebody with a musical and particularly bass guitar playing background with long dark hair to play Maria.......Sandy???
I won't name names but we know who the gods are, Tony watches over all of us too.
When my movie is released and I win all the academy awards I'll be... King of the World!!!
I contacted Arnold's agent "Shifty" Homer Zuckerman and he said Mr. Ziffel should be available for contract negotiations after he gets back from his extreme helicopter snowboarding vacation in the Swiss Alps.
The agent is a pain, all he does is oink and grunt and hits the sauce all the time because some spider named Charlotte croaked years ago??
He's hitting the booze I mean, never say sauce around a pig.
I'm having an open casting call for Bigfoot,Yeti, Sasquatch and the Abominable Snowman to play airplane ground crews and general extras, that damned Wookie showed up and I had to give him the bum's rush.
The Sasquatch that was on "The Six Million Dollar Man" in like every episode said he was as good an actor as Lee Majors and I threw him out too.
Arnold wanted me to put out this press release after some confusing statements:
"It has recently been reported in the worldwide media that I was barbecued and eaten at the cast party after the final episode of Green Acres. I would like to put these false statements to rest once and for all.
The rumors of my death and delicous taste have been greatly exaggerated."
I'm thinking about a re-make of West Side Story.
Bigfoots as the Jets and Flying Monkeys can play the Sharks..... or maybe real actual sharks as the Sharks???
Flying crossbred Monkey-Sharks???
Bigfoot Jet pilots???
I need somebody with a musical and particularly bass guitar playing background with long dark hair to play Maria.......Sandy???
Mere mortal...mmm...mmm...mmm Say it isn't so! Watching... Flying crossbred monkey sharks?? This is getting worster and worster!!
"I feel pretty... Oh so pretty.... I feel pretty and witty and bright!!!
And I pity... any girl who isn't me tonight"!!!!!
Just warmin up! Ok... count me in!
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