bdub217

Blackpage

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/ctd/3148165052.html

MDchanic

I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

- Eric

ah64pilot

Dork lol!

Allan R

sammy

That is just WRONG...........I would pinch, then hit

Blackpage

Here's another. View on an empty stomauch. You've been warned.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CUSTO...item257503ac05

MDchanic

The perfect car to ride around in wearing your velvet bellbottoms and leisure jacket, and your floppy-brimmed hat with the feathers in it.

- Eric

oldsguybry

I'd buy the Cadillac

Blackpage

...don't forget the hos

my72vert

You can thank George Barris for this stuff.

Allan R

Just another example of a project someone doesn't want to finish. The airbrush work is really nice. Have to find something nice to say once in a while. Other than that I think the expression is "Gag me with a spoon".

Why do peeps always choose a NICE vintage car to do this to?

MDchanic

I don't need to remember the Hos - the Hos come to ME on they own.

- Eric

ah64pilot

Someone should catapult that into Mexico, they send us their crap drugs we send them our crap cars...of course I have a feeling that might be a hit over there

GreekDog

35k? he must be smoking that good $hit!

Blackpage

They got Hos and pimps in Maine? I would think it's a little too cold.

MDchanic

It ain't never cold with the Hos around.

- Eric

ThePackRat

"Unbeatable street racer".

Hmmm ...

Is it really a win ...

When the other guy has to pull off the road to violently launch their intestines up & out of their pie hole when they see that thing ?.

Joffroi

Look what gem I just found. It can be yours for just 30k.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/3247957135.html

Allan R

That's the same one Blackpage posted. 30K? Someone's dreaming. The interior isn't even done.

Joffroi

Sure enough, your right. I didn't follow his link because at the time I wasn't in the mood to look up such monstrosities. That's really awful stuff.

sammy

What is "the Hos"?...and yes I did a search as per instructions that were suggested on another thread

Ted

ah64pilot

I think he means people from "I da ho"...as opposed to people from "I da pimp".

chrisneu68olds

ONE OF A KIND OLDS 442 MUSCLE CAR

• Beautiful Vehicle - No it's not
  
• Owned since 1994 - Last registered in May 1995 - ...and?
  
• Last old-fashioned street race in 1995 and then stored in barn since 1995 - Should have left it there!
  
• Clear California title - ...
  
• V 8 Engine - AutomaticTransmission - Big whoop
  
• Unbelievable custom paint (even under the hood and trunk lid) - Not the word I would have used!
  
• Custom interior - Really? Where? Seems like it is missing to me!
  
• Etching on glass and custom paint everywhere - ...and that is why I would NOT want it!
  
• USED TO BE UNBEATABLE STREET RACER - Because potential racers are going THE OTHER WAY! Who would want to be seen even next to this monstrosity??
  
• Will run with some work - Yeah, but what about the paint?
• Condition as per pictures - Again not a selling point!
• Located in Daggett, CA 92327 - Which is 245 miles from Paso Robles, CA...hmmm
  
• Vehicle complete - Sentence incomplete...meant to say "Vehicle complete..ly awful!"
  
• Mileage unknown - Because the speedometer is missing.
• Sold as is - oh yeah...
• Buyer to arrange pick up/delivery - Hopefully in a covered trailer
• $30000 to start - $35000 Buy It Now - Oh I get it! This seller is pulling a prank! Oh man, you got me on that one! You are one funny person.
  

ah64pilot

I emailed the seller, if he's for real this should get funny:

Hey, I am interested in your 1970 442...but I have a question, is it a 455 or a 350? Your ad just says V-8. Also, are you flexible on the $30,000 price? Or is there something we could work out with the price?

Lastly, when you say custom interior are you saying there is more to go with the car? I see the interior pictures you posted and it seems the custom work was done by a bear who ripped the dash apart and tore the seats up.

Thanks!

chrisneu68olds

Oh please Please PLEASE post the reply! I gotta see this one...

ah64pilot

LMAO! Here is the first reply, there are 5 emails from this guy answering the ONE email I sent him:

Hello Barry: I am listing the vehicle for my father in law. It is his vehicle. In regards to the interior, it is in the condition it is in due to its storage from 1995 in a barn and vandals breaking in and stealing parts from the interior. The rest of the interior is fine (please see attached photos). I will inquire about the engine and get back to you. In terms of price, at the moment, he has a pending offer of $25000.

Thanks
Sam

ah64pilot

The others were the same as the first, he sent multiples...here is the last one:

Barry: I have confirmed it is a 455 with a s speed transmission.

Please let me know if you have any other questions.

Thanks
Sam

MDchanic

Okay, so we've established that his father in-law was a pimp.





Does that mean that his wife was a Ho?

Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!



- Eric

oldsguybry

That's the ugliest thing I ever saw .... I'll give him 10 bucks for it

chrisneu68olds

Ghetto - Fabulous....

Aceshigh

Indy_68_S

Silly vandals.... Always breaking in and mounting gauges in front of gauges and whatnot. When will they learn......

BIGJERR

Apparently the vandals needed something to burn to stay warm..........

$25k pending offer .......From a blind pimp?